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lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties

#mcr   
wecansexy:

you there. girl.

wecansexy:

you there. girl.

*sobs* im back

*sobs* im back

  1. Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  2. Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  3. Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
#prob me